We back at it again!
JC: I’m boycotting the No Fun League
Kosher: JC lost last time we did this. He easy work.
JC: Yeah a nigga who quit doing picks 2 weeks into the season won…
Spread is from ESPN. Scores generated are from A.W. Patterson along with the teams underlined are his model’s picks.
ARZ 23 at DET 24 (ARZ -2)
ATL 29 at CHI 21 (ATL -7)
BAL 16 at CIN 26 (CIN -3)
BUF 23 at NYJ 21 (BUF -9)
CAR 26 at SF 23 (CAR -5.5)
PIT 26 at CLE 20 (PIT -8.5)
NYG 20 at DAL 25 (DAL -4)
LAC 21 at DEN 24 (DEN -3.5)
SEA 22 at GB 23 (GB -3)
JAX 14 at HOU 24 (HOU -5)
IND 20 at LAR 21 (LAR -3.5)
NO 24 at MIN 26 (MIN -3.5)
OAK 22 at TEN 25 (TEN -2.5)
KC 20 at NE 26 (NE -9)
PHI 21 at WSH 24 (PHI -1)
TB at MIA (postponed)
JC: Pats easy unless Goodell calls in bomb threat.
Kosher: Patriots aren’t losing at home.
JC: Houston will be bonded closer than ever by Hurricane Harvey. Jags gon jag aka they trash.
Kosher: Houston is gonna win this. Gonna be a big game to rally behind after their unfortunate disaster.
JC: Light work for Bucs as they are my team to face Pats in Super Bowl. Jay Cutler still alive.
Kosher: We get to see the debut of an offensive monster with the Bucs. I got them winning.
JC: Jet are in No Limit mode aka they tanking for their new QB draft pick.
Kosher: I don’t trust the Jets. Buffalo should win at home.
JC: Eagles cuz I trust the youngin over Kirk.
Kosher: I see the Skins pulling this off. Winning at home. Kirk is playing for a big contract.
JC: Big scores so game ends in last minute and Raiders know how to steal those.
Kosher: Titans owe Raiders one from last year and we gonna give it to them. Titans are my team. MariGOATa!
JC: Falcunts lose as Demon of Super Bowl Past haunts them all season
Kosher: Look for the Falcons to bounce back from their historic embarrassing loss in the SuperBowl.
JC: Bengals cuz Ravens didn’t sign Kap.
Kosher: Make or break year for the whole Bengals team I feel. Look for them to start off strong like they usually do.
JC: Browns are cursed until proven otherwise.
Kosher: Steelers have the easiest match up for week 1.
JC: Shootout with Lions winning.
Kosher: Look for Matt Stafford to show why he’s worth the big bucks.
JC: Rams because NFL hates draws.
Kosher: Reports of Luck being out for the start of the NFL season. Got me thinking this could be a struggle game. Look for Rams to win.
JC: Green Bay as the refs owe them one.
Kosher: Second best game to watch behind Titans and Raiders. Look for Wilson to edge this out against Rogers.
Kosher: Cam Newton gonna work the Niners.
JC: Zeke playing so expect the NFL to favor the Cowgirls so they can slap the suspension on during a run.
Kosher: Cowboys lose at home. Eli gonna be slanging.
JC: Get Well Teddy.
Kosher: Look for Brees to literally throw his way into victory. I don’t trust Bradford but I do trust the Vikings defense.
JC: Broncos cuz Rivers didn’t want to play in LA.
Kosher: We all know what the Broncos defense can do when they are on. They will be on first game back.